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If a carnivore and a herbivore sat down for a bite to eat
Who would eat the leaves and who would eat the meat?
Yeah, who would eat leaves and eat the meat?

Well T-Rex is a carnivore - the Tyrant Lizard King
So he would be the meat eater consuming meaty things
At seven tons and 40 feet he walks on two big legs
Which make him run so very fast so his victims can't escape
When he smiles at you he might just make you moan
With 50 teeth or thereabouts they're good for breaking bones
They're good for breaking bones

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Well Stegosaurus is a herbivore or the Roof Lizard as he's known
So he would eat the leaves but nothing with a bone
At four to seven tons and 25 feet, four short legs touch the ground
The back much longer than the front which makes his head tilt down
He's famous for his tiny brain and spikes upon his back
So offer him a veggie burger or else he may attack
Or else he may attack

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